Kiss My Tiara : How to Rule the World As a Smartmouth Goddess by Susan Jane Gilman
Review by: Candi

You liberal girls simply have to read this book. ÊIt is sooooooo funny. ÊIt is absolutely the best book I've read in a while.

Just to give you a few quotes straight out of the book:

"Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. ÊBut so does a box of donuts."

"I've always thought it was pretty funny that, for years, we gals were told that PMS was "all in our heads" by a medical profession that tended to view every other ailment that plagued us as the product of our uteruses. ÊAnd now that PMS IS taken seriously, men use it to question our ability to think rationally. ÊThis from a gender that regularly attends Monster Truck Expos."

"If God hadn't wanted us to touch ourselves, he would've made our arms shorter."

"Every idiot we date is one less idiot we risk marrying."

I am NOT exaggerating when I say I laughed out loud at least every five minutes. ÊSusan Jane Gilman (the author) ROCKS.

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